simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
mrsscully:
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
accepted-nerdom:
i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:
usually
I love how Drake loses it
nowayitsshane:
This is beyond rad.
ironpatriotisstupid:
mymindpalaceisatardis:
raggedydean:
theunbecomingofashadowhunter:
hunkules:
THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER
Just that comment
THIS GIF IS GENUINELY MAKING ME MAD LIKE SHIT I WANT THAT FUCKING SHIRT YOU ASSHOLE STOP IT

I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE MUSCLES YOU DONT RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICAT SHIRT
slow-roasted-idiocy:
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all